I'm back. Sorry guys for the complete lack of stuff over the past few weeks, been busier than a busy thing and just haven't been arsed to type it all up. I promise I will try to be more attentive to my site, I might even make it a new years resolution ;-)

Chinese Fortunes This stoopid, but made me laugh lots... next time you get a fortune cookie finish it off by adding the words "in bed" at the end. My last fortune cookie foretold I would be rewarded for my honesty in bed.