Laugh, Geek humour is the best!Full Article: "Curiously, wordplay-loving lawyer Liam Titbits won't be acting for Softwron in this matter. He explained that an "urgent case" had come up: an explosives worker was petitioning her estranged Spanish husband for access to their son so that she could give him a huge portion of his favourite Chinese takeaway meal.

"I've no time for a lawsuit in pursuit of the hirsute right now. Dynamite Dinah might dine her mite tonight," Titbits explained. "He's one wan Huan. Dinah wants to give her little wanton one ton of wonton." We begged him to stop. "